Sunday Again

So another Sunday has arrived and all of the mindless sheep have gone off to church to give their hard earned money to some dude in a white sheet with a big wide collar.

These same Sunday worship folks, get all dressed up so someone can put them to sleep for an hour with the same sermon that they heard last week, only played backwards so it seems. Always the same ol' dribble. Then they pass around the shiny plates that you follow around with your eyes. Is it because the plate is so shiny? Or is it because you want to see how much the Jones's donated so you can beat them next week? OMG I'm going to chuck my breakfast.

Then the same guy tells you for your hard earned money, that you are nothing but a peon on this planet and this "God" is the end all of be alls and you should be kissing his feet. F--K that, the only feet I'm kissing are the ones up near my head while...(another time perhaps).

Then you promise that you will be good until next week. You will do kind deeds. You will love thy neighbor and you will treat Sundays as the sabbath and promise not to go work.

Then you get up, shake your neighbors hand, and go on your merry way. As soon as you hypocritical bastards get into the car, you make fun of the fat smelly guy you had to shake hands with, cut someone off on your way to the mall so you can go shopping cause you promised not to work. Thats OK, we'll go to work so you can have your shopping time after church.

Why do we need to worship something? If you want to believe in something, then why not believe in yourself for a change. Just me, but I find that if I focus on what I can do for myself I usually get through the week just fine. I don't have to pay someone to tell me that I am a piece of shit and I am going to burn in eternal damnation if I don't come back next week.

Wow I feel better now...I should start a church!!